4 and 12 are spot on.
Dad, if you see this, please read.
oh my gods all of this is my mother. just my mother.
2 & 8. My Mum has three kids, her first born who does no wrong, her middle child and her first boy who is her ‘baby’ at 14 and lives on the excuse boys will be boys. Guess who I am.
Wayyyyy to true! My mom does Every. Single. One. Of. These. Ans my dad will ocansionally do some of these too.